Episode 47.
That's all folks - thanks for coming along for the ride!
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Episode 46.
In another groundbreaking episode of Mike and Tim Visit Earth, the guys somehow manage to delve deep into their hearts for a brief moment, only to come leaping out and across every possible line of human decency. This super fun episode has it all. Enjoy!
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Episode 45.
On this very special holiday episode, Mike and Tim offer up their hearts to all, except one - who is a dirty, dirty liar. Buzz's girlfriend, Woof!
Happy Thanksgiving!!! Enjoy!
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Episode 44.
The shadow is rising...hello, old friend.
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Episode 43.
A tear rolled down Mike's cheek as he gave himself permission to take in the shimmering beauty of what stood before him. Standing on the top of the mountain, freezing, he didn't care about the cold. There was never such a sight of splendor, and it seemed to him that it was the depth of this experience which touched his heart space that actually gave him warm sensations, keeping the freezing cold at bay. In fact, it was like he was seeing beauty itself for the first time. Is this what they talk about when we allow ourselves to feel the glory of what it means to be human? It was impossible. Astonishing. He was in a such a state of disbelief that the tears kept on rolling. There, right in front of him, was Tim. Shirtless. Ripped abdominals. Smiling. Happy. They were both happy...
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Episode 42.
Another great episode - Season 4 is changing the game. And now...this weeks fan-fiction submission! Enjoy!!
The gristle of last night’s vomit clung to Mike’s chin as the light of dawn struck the couch. It was a hard night of not drinking, typical of these Mike and Tim days. Mike managed to wipe most of the remnants from his disgusting hangover face. A quick check of his watch confirmed his fears, it was almost 10 o’clock. There would be no time to clean himself up. He half-stumbled to the computer and flopped into his chair.
Mike shielded his eyes, but the pure spiritual magnitude of the light permeated his every pore. Instantly he felt marginally better and cheered the fuck up slightly. Maybe, who knows? Tim toned down the light show and started talking. He was saying… something. Mike didn’t know, he wasn’t even sure if Tim knew, but he smiled slightly and laughed occasionally to keep the conversation going. He drifted in and out, waiting for his chance to tell his much more interesting story. He had just opened his mouth to plug his album, I Think It Just Kicked In, available on iTunes, when he noticed a shadow creeping in behind Tim’s luminescence.
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Ep 41.
THE WHOLE GANG IS HERE AND THEY JUST CAME BACK FROM INNER SPACE!! THIS IS A WILD ONE!
So while we could talk all day long about how much fun it was to record with comedians Mike Feeney and Brendan Sagalow following an epic trip to inner space, there are more important issues at hand - such as the first approved very real fan fiction submission by supporter of the show, Shane R. So, without any further ado, here it is:
Mike and Tim Visit Earth Fan Fiction
Episode 40.
Mike and Tim have another super fun episode enjoying each other's company from afar, but it feels oh so close as their conversation warms Mike's freezing apartment as well as his icy heart. Check out the newest addition to the show: the OBExpress - giving metaphysical traffic updates every Wednesday morning.
Also, this is our standard bi-weekly request for more fan fiction. We hear a lot of "oh yeah totally gonna do it" and "just about finished, sending it right over" but then nothing. NOTHING. Mike and Tim are left on the edge of their seat, fingers in their butts...and really thats just not fair to us. Shame on all of you. Shame! Enjoy the show!
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Episode 39.
At the culmination of much hard work and preparation - almost a year of diligent planning - Mike found himself running down the steps of the museum about as fast as he could without risking a fall, hyper aware of the importance of what he was carrying in his hands. He could hear the screech of tires as Tim whipped around the corner, arriving at their meeting point just in time. So far so good.
“We cool”? Tim asked calmly, as Mike slid into the back seat of the Jeep, keeping a close eye on what was behind them.
“No.” Mike said with a clear focus as he locked eyes with Tim, seeming to communicate something nonverbal which they both understood. “Someone knew we were coming.”
Tim nodded silently. He relaxed his shoulders and took a deep breath, then exhaled. It was always a pleasant surprise to realize how alive he felt during the worst of times. He was reminded of all the past adventures he and Mike had been through - the narrow escapes, and how easily either one of them could not have made it home without capture, or worse. But they always did, and they always came back for more. Luck was ALWAYS on their side.
“Time to dance.” Tim floored the Jeep.
Mike knocked out the back window with the end of his rifle, careful not to disturb the relic inside his pouch.
Almost immediately, what appeared to be a small army of vehicles came up quickly from behind and in front, blocking the Jeep at the nearest intersection.
“GO!” Mike yelled, handing the relic to Tim with the most delicate touch. Tim knew what this meant. He put it in a special container designed to ensure that if something did happen to the relic, it would remain intact. The container alone cost nearly $50,000, something Tim wasn't too happy about at the time, but now he knew it was the right choice - this wasn't going as well as he hoped. He cut the jeep and drove it directly into the nearest coffee shop, narrowly missing a few unsuspecting customers as glass blew everywhere. Screams erupted as Mike opened fire on the pursuing vehicles, a familiar tinge of guilt running up his spine as he connected with a few shots.
And then it happened - a bullet screamed past Mike’s face, and then another striking him on the side of the head.
Tim, sticking to the plan, was already gone.
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Episode 38. Season 4! Season 4! Season 4!
This chapter is deliberately left wide open for listeners of the show to send in their own fan-fiction to be acted out by Mike and Tim in following shows. Prizes, awards, and recognition will be showered upon worthy participants! If by next week nothing is submitted, a prize will be awarded to Tim, who will be at that time the only person writing the fan-fiction, adding an interesting dimension to this whole thing - one that we wish to avoid but which feels somewhat inevitable. Tim is looking forward to it, to be honest.
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Episode 37.
Mike stumbles onto Rainbow Road for the first time, questioning how he got himself into this predicament in the first place. Tim, never questioning the information he receives in the dream state, knew exactly when Mike would arrive, and was waiting.
"Aho!" Tim yells, his grin spreading widely across his face.
"What the hell is your problem and where am I? And since when do you say 'Aho'?"
"That's the official greeting of The Rainbow Road. You don't like it?"
"I don't like any of this." Mike replied
"Oh, you will."
And with that, Tim was gone. Using an old trick Mike learned to discern between waking and dream states, he looked down at his feet, and they were there. He looked at his hands. Yeah, those were there too. "I guess this isn't a dream." He muttered to himself.
The vibrating colors of the road, undulating like a swell in a deep sea, swallowed by the darkest of the dark light, should have made him uneasy, but the soft glow radiating off of the road offered some sort of unnatural relaxation to his system.
Mike looked as far as he could see - behind him, nothing. Pure darkness. He shuddered. Before him, The Rainbow Road, with no end in sight. The Road was calling to a place deep inside of him. What was it that it wanted? This place is ancient, he thought.
Inside the recesses of Mike's brain, he thought he heard Tim chuckle. Shaking it off, he took another step on the road, and then another.
It was then that he realized that Tim had not been wearing his bandana...
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Episode 36.
As season 3 comes to an end, Mike and Tim take no time to reflect on its transitory nature, but instead choose to tell hilarious stories. But the facts don't change - production has turned chaotic, it is nearly impossible to see each other in person outside of highway rest stops, and both Gina and Jessica are gone, presumed to be dead.
But as the two boys, now quite obviously men, press forward through the haze - catching a glimpse of light every now and then - only to be overtaken by the fog of what we are actually doing here...what can we all expect? Season 4 is coming. Change is coming. There is always chaos before order. Order before chaos. Nobody is ready for Season 4, except us. You're definitely not ready at all. Get ready.
*note* Mike and Tim did take time to reflect AFTER the show which is why we know we are ready and you are not. GET READY.
Episode 35.
Mike and Tim trade spots on opposite ends of the country, triggering story after story from Tim's dark past. Also, Mikes 1 year wedding anniversary, his album absolutely crushing the charts and anyone else who stands in his path, and Tim goes off on climate change, gays and asians (and really feels uncomfortable about it).
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Episode 34.
A lasting friendship endures the day after Rabbit Hole. The day after Tim's birthday party. The day after Mike drinks too much. The day after Tomorrow.
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Episode 33.
Christ Consciousness. Also, I think we said several times during this show that the DITRH reunion will have already been recorded by the time this comes out and we were absolutely wrong...and DMT.
*Some audio issues were not fixable so you just gotta deal - its fine, just not perfect. Like you're romantic partner. Same thing.
Episode 32.
Now that the sun is gone, what shall we do? Mike and Tim discuss a surplus of extremely complex topics and break them down in a way that is easy for any listener at any level to digest and immediately integrate into their lives - proving to be beneficial on multiple levels, often indicating dramatic positive life changes. This episode breaks down barriers and builds them back up in a truer, more steadfast form. Taking a holistic, yet skeptical view, deep truths are uncovered regarding every facet of the human race. This is the only episode on this planet like it.
Episode 31. This is part 2 of 2.
This is part 2 of what happens after Tim walks into Mike's apartment in order to salvage whats left of their friendship, only to find it smashed to pieces repeatedly - AND THEN COME BACK STRONGER THAN EVER! Life is full of mysteries, and this episode is one of them...to Mike...who doesn't remember.
This is part 1 of 2.
Tim walks into a swirling mess as he enters Mike's apartment and discovers, to his own horror, the dark secrets behind successful comedy. Additionally, more f*ck you's are thrown back and forth than in recorded podcast history, a much needed and healthy exchange to be concluded in the following episode.
Mike and Tim get a little loose, have some fun and get deep as they enter into their second recording at the famous Douglas House. OK let's be honest - we are completely out of control and will be goddamned if it isn't fun as hell! Oh, and something is brewing with "the other show," - stay tuned.
Mike and Tim find themselves in the most haunted room of the famous "Douglas House," surrounded by ghosts of the past, present, and future - eventually performing their own version of 'Schmitts Gay' just moments after recording. Also, as a I type this, Mike is watching "Robin Hood, Men in Tights." Enjoy, this is a fun one!!
Ohhhh baby! What a special episode. Two worlds collide as Mike Feeney and Tim Rothschild fight it out over who is the superior co-host. If you love origin stories then this is the episode for you. We jump around quite a bit, but get deep as we investigate what makes each of the boys tick and why they hate each other so much.
After an extended hiatus due to some health issues, the boys are back! Mike and Tim explode back into podcasting like an unkinked hose. Be prepared to hear one months worth of adventures in 95 minutes of non-stop stories.
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As Season 2 comes to an end, the uncertainties surrounding Tim's health will hopefully be answered. But one question remains - will there be a season 3?
Episode 24.
As Tim inches closer to death's door the gang rallies to record an amazing show.
Episode 23.
The boys pour some more gasoline on the bridge to make sure it's properly incinerated.